I Only Came Because I Was Sick (True Story)

A lighthearted true story about coming for the lozenges and staying for everything else — why even customers who just want the product get real value from Tuesday's weekly APLGO Story session.

A (mostly) true story from someone who swears he only came for the lozenges.

Let me be honest with you: I did not come to that first meeting because I wanted a business. I came because I was feeling run down, someone gave me a lozenge, and I figured "fine, I'll sit for an hour, eat some sweets, go home." That was the whole plan. I had zero interest in anyone's "opportunity."

Two hours later I was still there, asking questions, taking notes on my phone like it was an exam. Nobody explained to me that this is exactly how it happens to everyone. You come for the product. You stay for everything else.

So why does a simple "I just want to buy the lozenges" person need to attend a meeting?

Because that one hour answers more questions than a hundred WhatsApp messages ever could:

  • ✅ You get to actually see and hear the people behind the products, not just a chat bubble
  • ✅ Every question you've been too shy to ask — pricing, how it works, is this even real — gets answered, live, in front of everyone (so you realize you weren't the only one wondering)
  • ✅ You understand both sides — the wellness side AND the business side — even if you only ever care about the first one
  • ✅ If you ever DO want to explore the business side later, you've already seen it explained properly, instead of starting from zero
  • ✅ You can bring your own people — friends, family, whoever you're already planning to share your lozenges with anyway. Nobody's forced into anything.

And here's the part nobody tells the brand-new person: it doesn't matter if you know absolutely nothing about the company. That's exactly who this is for. You are allowed to walk in knowing zero and walk out with everything you need.

It happens every Tuesday. Yes, every single one.

The APLGO Story runs every Tuesday at 7PM South Africa time, presented by Masiya Baloyi, for brand new people and long-time members alike. The Zoom details are the same every week. Come once just to see what it's about. Come every week if you want.

  • 🕖 Time: every Tuesday, 7:00 PM (South Africa / Botswana), 5PM Ghana

🔗 Join Zoom Meeting

Meeting ID: 810 0548 9695
Passcode: 302232

More details on the Tuesday presentation page. Prefer Sundays? See the Sunday Business Opportunity Presentation. Questions first? Message Vanto on WhatsApp: 079 083 1530.

Bring your questions. Bring your friends. Bring your "I'm just here for the product" attitude — I did too. See you Tuesday 🔥